Testimony

The word testimony came from men in Roman times taking an oath before the court that they were telling the truth. To insure their statements were accurate, they swore on their testicles.
(c) useless knowledge

I cultivate salad in my refrigerator. Just watered it and put back again. It is a bit like my personal bonsai.
Grow strong, o my salad!

ググる (pronounced: gu gu ru) A verb. To search on google. Seriously.
(с) crunchyroll

I wanna hiccup

On Oranges and Relationships

I've peeled an orange the way I peel tangerines and pondered over the marvels of genetics and selection.

Anywhoo I wonder how people can be so revengeful and jealous when it comes to people they love - but what is a real mystery to me is why I am the same.

Asteroidfall

The rain drops right now were just like little asteroids falling on the Earth.